Statbus

Bill Burgus (Cobra1537) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Weaver Anatoray, the Botanist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Prevent Slippen Steele, the Clown, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Ileen Edwards (SnickerdoodIe) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Pete Feets, the Cook.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
/datum/objective/hijack

Gregory Christman (BobMcBobGuy) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

FUCKING SPACE WIZ (providence122) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

Jordi Johnson (John_Pootis) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Ian Stewart (BrotherBeyond) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Bargie Narg (Claytcam) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bill Burgus (Cobra1537) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Killer Tomato has perished. Hold a seance to call it from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Yerbin Manjenkins (Axisarm) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Derrik Carmine (LegionDog) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
/datum/objective/abductee/random