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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- Excessive amount of tomatoes. They don't taste good and are killing the crew. Also a scientist is abducting people.
- Tomatoes are killed the captain, the supermatter is on fire. A heretic has already killed three people, and Jack Moore tested a bomb.
- The SM is on fire and less than 50%, the captain was killed by tomatoes, around five or ten people have died by non-natural means. And even my borg is telling me to call.
- We're all dying due to the horrible taste of tomatoes. I gave up writing these after the third recall.
- TOMATOES. SO MANY TOMATOES.