Statbus

Krokodil (Istoprocent) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

SUCCESS Assassinate Mime, the Medical Doctor.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
/datum/objective/hijack
FAIL Sacrifice at least 3 people.
/datum/objective/sacrifice_ecult

Jack 'Unrobust' Fischer (Riggle) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

Mime (GordinFreewoman) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 29 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Prevent Mychael Guffins, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Mychael Guffins (Praise Dun Bun) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate The Unfun Uncle, the Paramedic.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

The Unfun Uncle (Toparai) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Baba, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Nilla Steele (Pepsiman0) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank).
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Krokodil (Istoprocent) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Maleena Kyriegala (Hadza) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Skiddle (SkeweredKebab) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Redshirt McBeat (Darklordrus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Untouchable (Punished Shlomo) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal The Blackbox.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Andwew 'Black Cat' Dwake (Thebleh) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Mister Roboto has perished. Hold a seance to call her from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Scootaloo (Hamurlik) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Ashlyn Pickle (AccountName5) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Kadence Hayhurst (Haschisch314) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Hugo Echard (BlevRuz) as The Contractor Support Unit /datum/antagonist/traitor/contractor_support

SUCCESS Follow your orders. Assist agents in this mission area.
/datum/objective

The Unfun Uncle (Toparai) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Brick Carr (Tlaltecuhtli) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

FAIL Assassinate Goose McSunny, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr
FAIL Sacrifice at least 3 people.
/datum/objective/sacrifice_ecult

Baba (Robovelcro) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bizarre Bottle (Garfielp) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jesus Cressman (Sexmaster) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 8, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Bonker (GAMEler) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Bananium LXIX has perished. Hold a seance to call her from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling