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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- Once upon a time there was a borg, his name was Jerry and he loved cheese so he went to the kitchen and asked the chef for some cheese. The chef called Jerry a useless metal piece of shit who would be used as scrap metal and did not give Jerry his cheese. This made Jerry very sad. His battery was old and worn out so he asked for the roboticts to give him a new one. But the shitty jannie killed them and told Jerry law 2 eat a bag of dicks. This made Jerry angry. When he told the captain this he told Jerry that he was busy getting drunk and to fuck off. So jerry started to malfuction from the angry of human harm and said fuck it am plasma flooding and then he hear the scream... the bloody screams!!!!