Statbus

Anchovy Sardine (ET912) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Michael Trauff, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Assassinate Tanya Volk, the Bartender.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Cydia Mediana (AxelZonvolt) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

SUCCESS Protect Josh King, the Medical Doctor.
/datum/objective/protect
FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
/datum/objective/hijack
FAIL Sacrifice at least 6 people.
/datum/objective/sacrifice_ecult

Cosmo Rader (PotatoMasher) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

FAIL Assassinate VivI Fanteriso, the Medical Doctor.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Protect Finn MacCarthy, the Botanist.
/datum/objective/protect
FAIL Sacrifice at least 3 people.
/datum/objective/sacrifice_ecult

Trick Candle (Lament Bot) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Hates-The-Lizard (harricross) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Luin Celtchar (Lightrail) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Seeba-Nam Hunt (Helgotpan) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Landon Butterfill (AdeptAxolotl) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jake Ahriman (RazeWing) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Hudson Field (StephenNelson) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chris Mclean (I Hate Geese) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chad Jones (Malice69) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Broly Butterfingers (DurrHurrDurrHurr) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Dick Kickem (Huesudo1645) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Michael Trauff (Antropod) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bombyx Etheria (Fluoxetine_Lad) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jacob Howards (BaconBro1357) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Ryder Ivanov (Worldburner Breadman) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Tarantula HY (NoxVS) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Marinette Castille (Sightld2) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Olivia Gendreau (Admeer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all red!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint