Statbus

Betsy Laurenzi (BeefProblem) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal

Seth Deces (Hoolny) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Helen Weinstein, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Trevor Driggers (ON1ON) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Yuki Chan, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Destroy V.O.I.D., the experimental AI.
/datum/objective/destroy
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Komidore Amigata (Afonamos) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Erebus Carrsty, the Janitor.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Felonious Bolus (SpammyDevtio) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Bletz Kotlinsky, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Pepper Pot, the Botanist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

George O'Jungle (ColumbianVampires) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Gay Johnson, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Seth Deces, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Nicholas Nick (XII_391) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Gay Johnson (Chimpston) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Find the Captain, Denholm Fiddler, and offer him constant and unrelenting support and emotional validation. Try not to fuck up the rest of the shift for everyone else. Patronize the ever loving fuck out of the Captain, even though he actually gets a salary and you don't.
/datum/objective

Helen Weinstein (MrDoomBringer) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Find the Captain, Denholm Fiddler, and offer him constant and unrelenting support and emotional validation. Try not to fuck up the rest of the shift for everyone else. Patronize the ever loving fuck out of the Captain, even though he actually gets a salary and you don't.
/datum/objective

Betsy Laurenzi (BeefProblem) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Find the Captain, Denholm Fiddler, and offer him constant and unrelenting support and emotional validation. Try not to fuck up the rest of the shift for everyone else. Patronize the ever loving fuck out of the Captain, even though he actually gets a salary and you don't.
/datum/objective

Anne Taggart (Datorangebottle) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Find the Captain, Denholm Fiddler, and offer him constant and unrelenting support and emotional validation. Try not to fuck up the rest of the shift for everyone else. Patronize the ever loving fuck out of the Captain, even though he actually gets a salary and you don't.
/datum/objective

Felonious Bolus (SpammyDevtio) as The CentCom Head Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/leader/unarmed

SUCCESS Find the Captain, Denholm Fiddler, and offer him constant and unrelenting support and emotional validation. Try not to fuck up the rest of the shift for everyone else. Patronize the ever loving fuck out of the Captain, even though he actually gets a salary and you don't.
/datum/objective