Statbus

Hans Heisenberg (Annihilite) as The Thief /datum/antagonist/thief

SUCCESS Apply the anomalous crystal to the supermatter.
/datum/objective/custom

Lea Earlith (Selchoni) as The Thief /datum/antagonist/thief

FAIL Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 5 will do.
/datum/objective/hoarder/bodies
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Theodore Hopkins (Skeletronz) as The Thief /datum/antagonist/thief

SUCCESS Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Paul Allen (Commander_Moon) as The Thief /datum/antagonist/thief

FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Gzus Fistus (Schuggi999) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Spend 3 minutes around Lea Earlith while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
FAIL Take a photo of Lea Earlith while they're alive.
/datum/objective/polaroid
FAIL Murder John Everest, Lea Earlith's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
SUCCESS Murder Lea Earlith, the Bartender.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

High-born Betzi-Silverscale (intelxeon) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Top-drawer Weedum-Silverscale (kitrae) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Old-guard Telixith-Silverscale (shadowbobafeet) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Abdullah Jaafar (seanmanman) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized