commendation
— For —
"fixing my wall and being a dipshit"
"defended me even though I assaulted the lawyer"
"gave me a funny picture of the moment I died. They are a true reporter and not fake news."
"for doing great detective work without even talking!!!"
"Being ugly"
"for being a cargo tech"
"they are the real captain"
"bluest lizard on the sec team!!"
"for dying on the job"
"pissing on my nice clean boots!"