Statbus

Karl Kibblemunch (Vardei) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Assassinate Sheness Hollow, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Fingle Smith, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dan-Reet (Froggy0710) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Assassinate Sheness Hollow, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Fingle Smith, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Lear Nuck (Dilbocoffeebeans) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Assassinate Sheness Hollow, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Fingle Smith, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Marianne Catlay (XPokee) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Irving Wilhelm (ScottyFromMarketing) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Richard S. Conway (SirConway) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chattermoth (Striders13) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a reflector trenchcoat
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Ruby Flamecoat (GoldHero) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

revenant (425) (TorinD7) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant

FAIL Absorb 574 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant
SUCCESS Cause as much chaos and anger as you can without being killed.
/datum/objective/revenant_fluff

Grandalff Karkov (Grandalff) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Aethria Accurata (Vaporwhisp) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

June Creighton (Bmon) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Unknown has perished. Hold a seance to call them from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Baal-Fur (Muffindrake) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nurses-The-Bottle (Market Monkey) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Amaya Ashwind (LordQuailius) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Tam Lin (Borisvanmemes) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jeff Gaiman (JupiterJaeden) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extended metaphors.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

lusty xenomorph maid (214) (Krookodilehunter) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature