Statbus

Brian The Blessed (Blacklist897) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Steal the Blackbox
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Clayton Bonechew (Icequibe) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Prevent Elysius Uruma, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Honkedelic (BobbyHillPropane) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Prevent Elysius Uruma, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Mines-And-Crafts (Gameaddict07) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Elysius Uruma, the Atmospheric Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Max Price (Dramatic_Pause) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Piper Faust, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal a functional AI
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Charlotte Ahlberg (Sheep-Person) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Mines-And-Crafts, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal a functional AI
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Proxima XP (TheAngryWerecow) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Maximus Unicorn (DefinitelyNotATraitor) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Randy Butternubs (Chienne Stupide) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sentient Disease (Malphystoh) as The Sentient Disease /datum/antagonist/disease

FAIL Survive and infect as many people as possible.
/datum/objective/disease_infect
FAIL Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod.
/datum/objective/disease_infect_centcom

Timmothman Flutters (Herobrinehater) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Agent Emilio (Mutant_coolguy) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Agent Jaden (Nightmare1243) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Head Auditor Sadie (Chienne Stupide) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Kaarl Obrien (HerCoyote23) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Susan Catherine Mauser while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
FAIL Murder Tim Small, Susan Catherine Mauser's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
FAIL Hug Susan Catherine Mauser 5 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
FAIL Murder Susan Catherine Mauser, the Paramedic.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed