commendation
— For —
"For having a cool clown pin"
"For standing near the guy with a cool clown pin"
"For making the clown a mecha in these trying times also fuck anyone who plasmafloods."
"The Greatest Research Director i've ever seen."
"Thanks for the Medal, RD!"
"You deserve it, RD!"
"For not stopping a single plasma fire the whole shift probably"
"For not stopping any of the people who were plasmaflooding"
"For being the only sec off with drip"