Statbus

Clara White (Xzero314) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Convert someone else using your flash.
/datum/objective/convert_brother
FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the station blueprints
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Cecilia Vujic (Vect0r) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
SUCCESS Assassinate Sir Boris, the Quartermaster.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Proxima XP (TheAngryWerecow) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Rule over the station and bring forth the BEES
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Silas Wilkinson (Humanlike) as The Space Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling/space

SUCCESS Become a maint monster, a scourge to the well-being of crewmembers travelling through the dark corridors of maintenance!
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Mines-And-Crafts (Gameaddict07) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Clara White (Xzero314) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Chad McDougins (Olguyham) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Melvin Monroe (ColdMarauder) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all red!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

red adult slime (156) (ExtremelyDooDooWaterPlayer) as The Pyroclastic Anomaly /datum/antagonist/pyro_slime

SUCCESS All I know fire. I speak in tongues of flame. Why is everyone so cold?
/datum/objective/pyro_slime

revenant (71) (TheAngryWerecow) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant

FAIL Absorb 566 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant
SUCCESS Make the captain as miserable as possible.
/datum/objective/revenant_fluff

Cab Badgeley (Master Penguin5) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Kas-Kas (MajorKite) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in rhyme.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Aldwych Bus (PLANETSIDE IS GOOD) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Succulentee Glorpulon (Sedna Bold) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Felix Klupp (Leif.Nobody) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 5, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Alexander Moore (Blacklist897) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jaiden Zalack (Not big guy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random