shuttle_reason from 224226 on Sybil
The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
  • John Hackman wants to go home and since John Hackman is our station's special snowflake who thinks he's the main character and doesn't think about what anyone else wants we're going home even though we have no good reason to. Wouldn't want John Hackman pissing his little pink panties now would we? He'd cry to his mommy and then we'd all get in trouble
  • Don't know what the big earthquake of an explosion was but I'm sure it's not good. Disease, HoS ID stolen, Heretics still??? Lube bandits and more bad shit.
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