Statbus

Vents-Hot-Air (Iansdoor) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Bizarro, the Clown.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Silencio (Vladimir Russo) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_most
SUCCESS Assassinate Olen Peters, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jazz Hands (Nemai) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the station blueprints
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Ashley Quinn, the Cargo Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Shade of Goth Moth (Mifutus) as The Loyal Shade /datum/antagonist/shade_minion

Shoves-The-Captain (Madsenanders) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Krokodil (Istoprocent) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Esther Tsofiya (EldeSofa) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Gerhart Varcacal (Kupermops10) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Franz Jaeger (JImboAkimbo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You see you see what they cannot you see the open door you seeE you SEeEe you SEe yOU seEee SHOW THEM ALL
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Rhaast Raad (XOXMAX) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 3, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Godwin Jerome (Metrix145) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

John Retto (Demomanner) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Dave Scallop (Gopnikedgelord) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Liam Newborn (TheRealBaller) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 5, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

King Kong (BigBaneTheory) as The King Kong /datum/antagonist/custom