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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- it's been 3 hours and absolutely no major threats to the station have emerged. half the crew has committed suicide one way or the other from sheer boredom, the engine was on fire for a bit but we fixed it, a lizard died after doing 700 drugs and nobody wants to fix them, and all the computers are speaking catgirl. i stole the caps laser gun out of boredom and nobody called me out on it so i think im technically the bad guy now. if anyone reads this can you feed my neopet