Statbus

Alexsei Petrov (Chickenmanmanner) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Jaxon Hall (Mushroom2) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Volkan Magna (Constellado) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Caitlyn Brindle (Harcey) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Warlord Plasmaflag (Dunham) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire valuable loot and store it in the designated area.
/datum/objective/loot

Berkelium XLI (FOil12) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

SUCCESS Murder Bacon Man, Broken B's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
SUCCESS Spend 2 minutes around Broken B while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
FAIL Hug Broken B 6 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
FAIL Murder Broken B, the Chaplain.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

Rusty Marcotte (waltuhwaltuh) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Kill all the slimes in xenobiology with a fire extinguisher
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Rusty Marcotte (waltuhwaltuh) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jane Sierpenski (DrAmazing343) as The CentCom Official /datum/antagonist/ert/official

SUCCESS Conduct a routine performance review of Blazing Warehouse Mu and its Captain.
/datum/objective

Twinleaf (QueenOfMisfits) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Kidnap Sanjar Denisov and keep him in xenobio, Do not attack grey people.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Zeddem Draken (Shadowfyrelord) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Kill any who try take out the alien organs and put alien organs in vessels (Humans etc.)
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Zeddem Draken (Shadowfyrelord) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

revenant (363) (waltuhwaltuh) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant

SUCCESS Absorb 583 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant
SUCCESS Damage and render as much of the station rusted and unusable as possible.
/datum/objective/revenant_fluff

Iris Grey (TurnLeft25) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Destroy securitys and captains weapons and prevent alien organs being removed, The aliens are your friends.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Iris Grey (TurnLeft25) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Berkelium XLI (FOil12) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jane Sierpenski (DrAmazing343) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random