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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!

OH GOD THE WIZZIES SENT US A PISS ROCK SWORD, A SPELL BOOK, AND AN INSTAGIB RIFLE IN A BOX BEHIND INDESTRUCTABLE GLASS BUT WE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET IN AND AFTER WE DID A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STEPPED ON THE PISS SWORD AND DIED. AND ALSO NOW THE WIZZIES ARE TRYING TO RECLAIM THEIR PILFERED ART INSTALLATION. WE ARE LEAVING! CAPPIE'S DUSTED, SEC'S DUSTED, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET WIZZED ON! - D.O.N.G.L.E., MANUEL SECTOR
OH GOD THE WIZZIES SENT US A PISS ROCK SWORD, A SPELL BOOK, AND AN INSTAGIB RIFLE IN A BOX BEHIND INDESTRUCTABLE GLASS BUT WE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET IN AND AFTER WE DID A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STEPPED ON THE PISS SWORD AND DIED, NOT TO MENTION THE RADIATION THAT THING IS GIVING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY. AND ALSO NOW THE WIZZIES ARE FUCKING UP THE CREW BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LIKE THEIR ART INSTALLATION GETTING PILFERED. WE ARE LEAVING! CAPPIE'S DUSTED, SEC'S DUSTED, AND WE'RE GETTING WIZZED ON! IF THIS GETS RECALLED, Y'ALL DESERVE IT AT THIS POINT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - D.O.N.G.L.E., MANUEL SECTOR