Statbus

Johnson Dmitrievich (Globe Earth Truth) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Assassinate Chloe Chatreuse, the Chaplain.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Wheezy (IglooTA) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Grady Stroble (Stavland) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Snake Plissken (Zaffinomlb) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Chloe Chatreuse (Theshroudedlord) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Baar-Zeeus (Nero1024) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Lexia Black (igloota) as The Abductor /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Toetul E. Hughmann (imsxz) as The Abductor /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Natashya Kirova (Harakoni Warhawk) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Reuben Lars (TenPol) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mario Best (Infinity38) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Javon Oppenheimer (GreyGanon) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Marcus Xander (Vile Beggar) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nes Shio (ElfLeaderMike) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You see you see what they cannot you see the open door you seeE you SEeEe you SEe yOU seEee SHOW THEM ALL
/datum/objective/abductee/random