Statbus

Vistha-Ja (Bapldap) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 8 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Assassinate Promotheus, the Curator.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Brandon Chilton (UncleBlighty) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Download 35 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Prevent John Sweeps, the Chaplain, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of John Sweeps, the Chaplain while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Cuddles McSnugglebug (Syruse Eln) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Honkie McGee, the Clown.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Calls-The-Void, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Cosmo Rader (PotatoMasher) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Immo Late, the Botanist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Illillious Torbusculer (MuqtadaAlSadr) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Asher Clarke (Doxdd) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Dagger Longstepperstein Esq. (Jittai) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Mitch Stamatin (Smeller) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Oleg Motharov (Wyatt321) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Plutonium CCXXXIX (Ghodere) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Assassinate Tristan Kirkson, the Cargo Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Revenant (285) (doxdd) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/auto_custom

FAIL Absorb 485 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant
SUCCESS Ensure that any holy weapons are rendered unusable.
/datum/objective/revenantFluff

John Sweeps (Adam El-Tablawy) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Ferris Katzen (Ahammer18) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Immo Late (Kel the Oblivious) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mayo Man (PuttPutt) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Macey Thomas (Davethwave) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Kor Phaeron has perished. Hold a seance to call them from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

River Callison (DocSeraph) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Ryan Cobb (Wesoda25) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all green!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Murphy (Blennox) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all in rainbows!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Brandon Chilton (UncleBlighty) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Promotheus (RipByTide) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Noaey'gief (docseraph) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/auto_custom