shuttle_reason
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83001
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Basil
The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- I have no hair and I'm upset.
- Alright, so, we're run by corrupt skeletons and an angry Dante Smith. We should just leave.
- One nefarious, murderous wizard has seized control of the station. Security has refused to detain them because he made them into a meme race or something.
- Let's try this again before Dante kills us and you're stuck in magical hell murderbone station for the next hour.