Statbus

Lexia Black (Imsxz) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Prevent Malik Jesse, the Lawyer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Jeff Kaplan (Astatineguy12) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Download 39 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Soothes-The-Wounds (Smudgels) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Prevent Ricky Mclousky, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Roscoe Richter (Euclidanomaly) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Assassinate Joseph Baum, the Security Officer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Sarah Lynn (Squiliam Fancyson) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Heedal (Bytube) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Laura Kohr-Ah (LibbySnow) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Helen Weinstein (MrDoomBringer) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

alien (Factoryman942) as The Ayy Lmao /datum/antagonist/custom

SUCCESS Smoke botany's weed supply.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS Say nothing but 'ayy lemoh' when confronted.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS Can't say anything in the first place so your second objective is pointless.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS Be so high on weed that you know your objectives are pointless
/datum/objective
SUCCESS Smoke botany's weed supply.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS Be so high on weed that you get the bluespace prophet trauma.
/datum/objective

Haythem Castian (KingPhilipIII) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Roscoe Richter (GeminiBread) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Jeff Kaplan (Astatineguy12) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Yahir Fiscina has perished. Hold a seance to call them from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Stinky Penis (Ymckenzington) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

CJ AJ (Cocothegog0) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chad Thundercook (Mickyy5) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Uktow Benis (BillBoyBalboa) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Justo Advoy (Saltyham) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Karyn Richard (Tribble246) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Osmund Phillips (Psycho8x8) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random