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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- Didn't we say there's a blood cult? You know, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady who knows a man called Oldman Robustin who is the best curator on cultist activity. It's like he made it. If we got him to get these cultists then we would already be two shifts ahead from now. Arm-B-Gone incoming, lads. . WAIT, OLDMAN IS ACTUALLY ON THE STATION? WELL, SHIT, THAT DESTROYS MY WHOLE JOKE! FUCK!
- All my friends are cultist faggots, bro.