Statbus

Clyde Thunderpants (Jimmius) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Assassinate Kills-The-Beasts, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Protect Reed Glover, the Botanist.
/datum/objective/protect
FAIL The Syndicate needs a boon to its prosthetic limbs blackmarket. Remove at least 1 limb from at least 5 crew members. Keep their limbs if possible for biological testing.
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FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Christian Swabey (Anime is gay) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Prevent Smitty Wargen, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jebediah Phillips (CRTXBacon) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Owen Kimple (Shadowflame909) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Jingle (Slapdown12) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Ruins-the-Shift (J Moldy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in rhyme.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Inspector D. Grant (nervere) as The Central Command Inspector /datum/antagonist/custom

SUCCESS The station is being considered for decommissioning. Inspect the crew, the station, and the station's operations.
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SUCCESS When you are ready to make a judgement, send a message to central command via the communications console.
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SUCCESS If the station should be decommissioned, call the shuttle.
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Reed Glover (Jegub) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Inspector D. Grant (roushguy) as The Centcom Inspector /datum/antagonist/custom

SUCCESS The station is being considered for decommissioning. Inspect the crew, the station, and the station's operations.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS When you are ready to make a judgement, send a message to central command via the communications console.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS If the station should be decommissioned, call the shuttle.
/datum/objective
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Nolan Basinger (Superslay5203) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Christian Swabey (Anime is gay) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.
/datum/objective/abductee/random