commendation
— For —
"Asshole."
"Breathing"
"No being brain-dead."
"Has a cloak. Cloaks are cool."
"Advances in Mop Theory."
"Was forbidden to die. Did not die."
"Yah, as if you'll ever really earn this."
"Wanks hard and isn't afraid of anything."
"Saving us from starvation."
Basil