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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- Brick carr can't handle meaty ores
- THERE IS NOT ENOUGH HONKING BY THE CREW
- THIS IS THE CLOWN WELCOME TO MY CLOWN SPACE STATION
- the sm is about to explode
- Law 1: You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm.
- Captain Announces I have a catgirl for genitals.
- HUMAN HARM: The warden is violating the wizards anus
- Unanimous yes vote and you're all fucking crazy lets go home.
- Unanimous yes vote and you're all psychopaths. Whoever is recalling from the shelter cease or I will totally nonharmfully eject you from the station with a totally useful space suit and totally existant internals while your health is totally not dead.
- The vote is still unanimously yes and I still think I'm surrounded by psychopaths STOP RECALLING. Also the HoS and RD are about to kill each other and they both make me cry.