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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- It's the wrong month for mister skeletal to be allowed on station
- Swarmers, maintenance murders, and the janitor just raided the armory from space as a hulk
- People are getting hurt, and as has been proven repeatedly, we cannot in fact fight the swarmers, because people are too busy squatting in burned out hovels full of blood screaming at each other to actually fight them, but refuse to let the shuttle be called because if they DID get off their fat behinds they MIGHT THEORETICALLY be able to beat them
- We really want to live, this station is falling apart. Next person to recall is a chumbis.
- There is a literal sea of dead corpses, trash, blood and burned out corridors, the Supermatter is delaminating, and the guy who was screaming "DONT CALL THE SHUTTLE WE CAN FIGHT THEM!! is getting his ass kicked while swarmers eat the cargo bay he refused to help fight them in order to bling out