The Distinguished Conduct Medal
is awarded to
Rodger Staymates
— For —
"dumb nigger"
The Nobel Sciences Award
is awarded to
Brian Bloise
— For —
"Retarded scientist"
The Medal Of Captaincy
is awarded to
Honkman The Great
— For —
"The Honk Captain"
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