Statbus

Clown (ExplosiveDiarrhea) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Skyler Prevatt (GeniusLlama) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Assassinate Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte, the Chief Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Bingle-the-Bongo (PoptartBarbarian) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Assassinate Mufasa Fasagan M'dick, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Melissa Taylor (Kuromoi) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human

SUCCESS Assassinate Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte, the Chief Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Captain Starhull (durkel) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

Mate Plasmahelm (pointlesswaste3) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

Gunner Laserdeck (geniusllama) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

Akina Blanko (Lightning38088) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Hoops McCann (Identikit) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Christian Swabey (Anime is gay) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Camil Earin (DalekThePerson) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Melissa Taylor (Kuromoi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Blob Overmind (580) (JarekTheRaptor) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob

Jack Eleva (EmeraldGuardianM) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS The oxygen is choking them all and they don't even know it, remove all oxygen from the station.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Ronald Pagan (Thoraxe237) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

John Titor (Fiole) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Nolan Lauffer (Gadd) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Austin White (SladeWilson666) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Landon Adams (Coconutwarrior97) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Thaullia Kydekk (Nuclear_Man_D) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

revenant (234) (Coconutwarrior97) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant

Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte (Baby10001) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Nottim Portant (Wizardwizard) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jermaine Phillips (Buttnick) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
/datum/objective/abductee/random