Statbus

Isaac Harrison (Tanachi) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Jermoe Ploobis (Actioninja) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Baby Cakes, the Virologist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Artym Snapski (Snapski) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jimmy Little (Robustitron) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Chip Marshall (Analbifida) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Chesse, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Claw RedEyes (Reydane) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Prevent Sheri Ruiz, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Kiana Williamson (Cspotter) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Zaex Croatar (Croatar) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Garen Crownguard (Garen7) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sierra Sestri (Paprka) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 9, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Finn Finnicula (Intercessor 93) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Isaac Harrison (Tanachi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bella Rouge (MortoSasye) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Riley Reigsted (Tranquill) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extended metaphors.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

John Shaft (Ragevirus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
/datum/objective/abductee/random