Statbus

Wilson Kalmar (OsmiumTrioxide) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Download 37 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Brisco Masada (BrokenOculus) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Nar Nar, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Michal Pink (Devitron) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Wilson Kalmar, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Claw RedEyes (Reydane) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Jimmy Marlowe, the Lawyer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Silas Gren (FalseEnigma) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Rusty Pycroft, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Assassinate Alex Churchland, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Launch Kusami (Hathkar) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Silent Robuster (Dudefff) as The Devil /datum/antagonist/devil

Macey Thomas (Davethwave) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
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Michal Pink (Devitron) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Gunther Viceroy (RandolfTheMeh) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Brisco Masada (BrokenOculus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Blob Overmind (56) (Dootdoom) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob

Bobbie Nugs (Sandydan) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
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Carlson John (SpaghettiForgetti) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
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Nelson Ludwig (Kopoba) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Hudson Turner (SisyphusRollsOn) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in rhyme.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Wilson Kalmar (OsmiumTrioxide) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Rocco Robinson (BeavisSaves) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Marion Langston (Rosen Ritter) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station.
/datum/objective/abductee/random