Statbus

Carl Jowers (Phuzzylodgik) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Johnovan Goldberg, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Prevent Andrew Whistler, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jack Hoffer (Roxvod) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Download 27 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Assassinate Revs Frierus, the Botanist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Frank Jowers (YPO) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a reflector vest.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Fitz Dryfus (BrokenOculus) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Contemplates Suicide (Zack The Zapper) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Gene Ball (Bigboy911) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nikolas Wise (Flahhh Personson) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bill DeFoe (Deputi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Suno Kapana (Sunoplyrus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in riddles.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Luca Sumi (LucaSumi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all green!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Snake Plissken (Zaffinomlb) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chuck Ray (Cinder1992) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Lola Cobblestone (ExcessiveUseOfCobby) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Pasha Biceps (Sperky7933) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Frank Jowers (YPO) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
/datum/objective/abductee/random