Statbus

Aurora Allen (Lord Saladin) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Sheness Hollow (NecromancerAnne) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a reflector vest.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dirk Moberly (greataims) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Cherry Fields, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Phileas Fogg, the Virologist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Braxton Cherry (Coiax) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Scott Smith (Skoglol) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Brick Carr (Tlaltecuhtli) as The Xenobio Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling/xenobio

Charlotte Moore (OC51) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Avery Chapman (AtlaPrime) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Smokes-Weed-Every-Day (Adamkad1) as The Xenobio Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling/xenobio

Vespa Essex (TinoDrima7020) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Adamantine Sediment (lordsaladin) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Dana Ray (Aranclanos) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Flora Wilkerson (Tanol) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sonic The Hedgehog (Pabelotski) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Nelson Ludwig, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Helen Weinstein (MrDoomBringer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Roy Prevatt (MrWCat) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

R.O.G.U.S (randomguy523) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Sonic The Hedgehog (Pabelotski) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Baxter Buzz (Kodamann) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Flora Wilkerson (Tanol) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Dirk Moberly (greataims) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Nelson Ludwig (Kopoba) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Vespa Essex (TinoDrima7020) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

The Best (LsYuFxE) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

The Best (LsYuFxE) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Launch Kusami (Hathkar) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno