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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- Literal new fucking record for exploding the supermatter. Come on. How did you fuck it up this bad. Sabotage? Had to be sabotage. Christ. This is worse than weaboos, furfags. AND liggers, I swear. You fuckers are so incompetent it makes those dipshits over at the other station and that brain cell draining Phoron look reasonable from here. God, why can't we go back to the singularity? Or the tesla? Yep, times were good back then. *sips from his monster* Anyone wanna smoke and start a tesla engine up in cargo? It's a hell of a lot cooler than jerking it to space-japan's latest creepy under age lookin' gay ass shit, that I can tell you. Remember kids, all American cartoons, or BUST. Settle for nothing less, you hear? And don't go off doing that diversification shit, that's what commies do. Invest in steel, it's a solid market, won't crash. No hedging. Listen, I'm out of Monster, so I'm just gonna call the shuttle now. Man, back in the day, we used to have infinite cans of the shit. Yeap, times were good back then. Calling that shuttle now. See you on the dark side of the moon, kids. Heh, get that joke? Pink Floyd? Damn commies don't teach no classic music anymore.