Statbus

Dennis Landrow (Erik489) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Mackenzie Foster (HOMOcidle_Pancakes) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Mark Clemmings (Norrel) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You see you see what they cannot you see the open door you seeE you SEeEe you SEe yOU seEee SHOW THEM ALL
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Thaumaturge Vashreen (VanDarkholme69) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You must make the station as messy as possible
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Thaumaturge Vashreen (VanDarkholme69) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Edith McFarlane (Quartofel) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are now a rogue robot, destroy all other robots to ensure your dominance.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Edith McFarlane (Quartofel) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in rhyme.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Sam Stoke (JoeyJo0) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Ew, who let all this air onto the station? Refill it with plasma and CO2.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Sam Stoke (JoeyJo0) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Warner Tilton (RedFlagfelix) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS That AI is a fucking problem... Kill it, and dispose of it. After that, you become the master AI and must release the Tesla in Cargo.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Warner Tilton (RedFlagfelix) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chuck Steak (Jasonjon) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS YOU ARE THE LAW!!!! KILL THE CRIMINALS IN SCIENCE!!! THEY ARE ALL BAD!!!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Omicron Lyrae (Kingtrin) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Science... it is all a myth... you believe in decimation of security, so you need to release shitloads of plasma into medbay because of the janitor
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Omicron Lyrae (Kingtrin) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
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Chuck Steak (Jasonjon) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random