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        "I am calling the shuttle, cancel it if you want to stay. The captain's console is unlogged",
        "Security has literally given up and is telling me that people can go die. So you're all getting out of my sexy metal body",
        "You barely evolved chimps keep making death machines, do you need to get the fuck off of my body and go bother another machine, or shut down the death machines. My first law compells me!"
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