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        "hi my name is HoS Hazuki and I'm a fucking dirty nigger ape oh boy I can't wait for my wife and her boyfriend to get home",
        "Captains dead, HoS is the new Captain, and the HoS wants to leave",
        "Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄\u2022⁄ω⁄\u2022⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(\/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑\u2022̀ㅁ\u2022́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ\u00b4ヮ\u00b4)ﾉ: ・Most impwortantly,when you start to lick it like a cat :3 it starts to stand up and like "Nyaaa~!" hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●\u00b4Д｀●)・",
        "Shits fucked",
        "This place is a mess, too many rogue heads, sec is bombed, etc, etc.",
        "New HoP also died it seems",
        "End this please",
        "We leave now"
    ],
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2019-04-14 08:03:45.000000",
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