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        "Well, basically I need to do this thing where I edt the very fabric of the universe we call home and that means I need to end this shift, because I also need to do the dishes in the negauniverse and if I don't the old gods of flateematee will murder me",
        "Real captain's dead, and three captains is three too many.",
        "Stop fucking recalling, you dingbat.",
        "Okay guys I really need to edit the space time",
        "I'm killing the fucking clown next time he recalls.",
        "We need to get out of here."
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        "date": "2019-09-04 10:48:21.000000",
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