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        "help centcom an assistant stepped on my foot arm the bsa call the ert and deathsquad aswell and call the priority shuttle please my foot hurts",
        "cant BSA the station AI hahaahah",
        "centcum is mounkies ahahahahahahahaha just kidding please don't bsa me",
        "Most of crew is dead to monsters summouned by a particularly gay catboy engineer. If someone wants to stay in this shithole they can recall I guess."
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        "date": "2019-11-17 04:59:15.000000",
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