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        "dear sir, madam, and\/or another, some rapscallion has taken out and spaced all the extinguishers on the station and as such is unsuitable for human habitation by the standards of NanoTransen. We must at least pretend we give a shit and that safety equipment works even though it does not, therefore shuttle has to be called at this conjecture. Screaming recall makes you a retard. That is all. Good day.",
        "let us elave now while we still can"
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        "date": "2019-11-24 19:02:15.000000",
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