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        "In a shocking turn of events nobody could have ever dreamed possible, the all-consuming gravitational singularity formed from the intentional delamination of the highly unstable supermatter crystal is now destroying the station.",
        "All you had to do was not touch the vibing singularity. Now you ruined the vibes and it is angry.",
        "fuck you hop",
        "I really don't get what part of "the singularity went super saiyan" makes you want to stay.",
        "Don't fucking recall it you shitters"
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        "date": "2019-12-14 02:30:16.000000",
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