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        "You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don\u2019t know why? It\u2019s completely obvious. It\u2019s so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you\u2019re thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you\u2019re sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I\u2019ll tell you. It\u2019s my father. Your defense? It doesn\u2019t matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He\u2019s served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he\u2019s won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that\u2019s a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won\u2019t even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you\u2019re forced to."
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