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        "Kudzu is definitely gonna kill the station. "hurr durr recall" no nigger it's literally going to kill us if we recall, because NOBODY'S GONNA BE AROUND TO CALL",
        "blame beep nerds",
        "who let you recall sir?",
        "Maint coms is on us. 2 and a half our long shift is too much for us",
        "if you recall I wint follow my laws anymore I am serious",
        "poopie doodo caca"
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