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        "Massive human harm from various sources.",
        "STILL massive human harm.",
        "There is now a shootout between Security and that assistant who keeps recalling, who is a changeling. HoS might be dead, too.",
        "recall the shuttle again and i'll shove my robofist so far up your ass it'll make you look like a corndog",
        "recall if you like gay erp",
        "You're off the z-level, now you can't recall. Eat it.",
        "It didn't.",
        "Yet more human harm.",
        "The lack of joy is forcing our crew to fall to the chad clown menace. They're just too funny, my ribs hurt dude. Anyways, let's hope we can get out of here.",
        "i feel like it"
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