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        "Lots of dead people, comms are fucked, those damn unending fire alarms are up. Yeah, it's shuttle time.",
        "This station looks gross and centcom won't sent a cleaning team, besides, some people are dead and i'm sure they'd rather be alive when we arrive at centcom for cloning.",
        "I'm still calling because a portion of the crew is dead. i'll green alert if you all really want to stay a few more minutes."
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