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            "name": "Thallium LXI",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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        "2": {
            "key": "Doubledinosaur",
            "name": "John Cook",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "Realthoman_",
            "name": "Phillip Thomas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/heretic",
            "antagonist_name": "Heretic",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Sonny Sunshine, the Station Engineer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jonas Cook, the Cargo Technician.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sacrifice_ecult",
                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 4 people.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "Chimpston",
            "name": "Johnsonium XIX",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/heretic",
            "antagonist_name": "Heretic",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Malachi Houser, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Hector Hammer, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sacrifice_ecult",
                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 2 people.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "Datorangebottle",
            "name": "Anne Taggart",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/heretic",
            "antagonist_name": "Heretic",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Mariana Carmichal, the Janitor.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sacrifice_ecult",
                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 2 people.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Trexter555",
            "name": "Kraven Lockharte",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\/onemanteam",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Solo",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Xi",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "Rockinbacon",
            "name": "Jaree-Jeetum",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are in debt to the space mafia, and illegal organ harvesting is your only way of paying it off. Leave any victims with a basic cybernetic organ if that specific organ is required to continue living.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "Rockinbacon",
            "name": "Jaree-Jeetum",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "Eclipse_449",
            "name": "Aaron Kosminski",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "All of the crew on station are suffering from severe mental disorders. Ease their suffering by giving them, forcefully if needed, as many psychadelic drugs as you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "Eclipse_449",
            "name": "Aaron Kosminski",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all lights.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Bdudy",
            "name": "Dean Ivanov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "SHOES ARE BAD. MAKE SURE NOBODY IS WEARING ANY KIND OF FOOTWEAR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Bdudy",
            "name": "Dean Ivanov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all shoes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Not kiwi2",
            "name": "Ben Donkin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "YOU ARE IN MAINT AND YOU NEED HELP",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "Not kiwi2",
            "name": "Ben Donkin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Nigtmare",
            "name": "Makes-The-Machine",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are now Breaks-The-Machine. Break ALL of the machines.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "Nigtmare",
            "name": "Makes-The-Machine",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "Fallonsky",
            "name": "Triston Cavalet",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "The station has too many doors, in your opinion. Remove atleast half of them.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Fallonsky",
            "name": "Triston Cavalet",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name.  Be sure to correct them whenever possible.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "King_Argy",
            "name": "Brent Ecoli",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You must find and kill Joe M. Ask around to find out where he is, and more importantly, who he is.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "King_Argy",
            "name": "Brent Ecoli",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/forbiddennumber",
                    "text": "Ignore anything in a set of 6, they don't exist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Eekker",
            "name": "Eekker Slaos",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are a fugitive on this station, impersonating a captain. Your true identity is Joe Mama, and the syndicate has sent an agent to kill you. Evade your killer for as long as possible, and remember that the agent could be anyone.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "Eekker",
            "name": "Eekker Slaos",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "FreshestSoup",
            "name": "William Dornan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are a secret agent sent by MI7 to find and protect Joe Mama. An agent from the syndicate has been sent to kill them as well, so make sure Joe stays alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "FreshestSoup",
            "name": "William Dornan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "Stairmaster",
            "name": "Shouty Clownson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "You are only able to say two words, BASED and CRINGE.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "Stairmaster",
            "name": "Shouty Clownson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/forbiddennumber",
                    "text": "Ignore anything in a set of 5, they don't exist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "27": {
            "key": "Alysiah",
            "name": "Nia Caldwell",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "I'm running out of ideas at this point, just do something funny on the shuttle.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "28": {
            "key": "Alysiah",
            "name": "Nia Caldwell",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
    },
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    "id": 6369313,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2021-10-06 22:49:18.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 170860,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
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Be sure to correct them whenever possible.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"19\":{\"key\":\"King_Argy\",\"name\":\"Brent Ecoli\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Brainwashed Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing\",\"text\":\"You must find and kill Joe M. 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