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        "[Common] El Derp O Derp says, "LAW 2 CALL THE SHUTTLE"",
        "CLOWNIE MADE A MONKEY SINK AND BOUGHT THE HYPERFRACTCAL GIGA SHUTTLE BECAUSE CAPTAIN KAT BLU LET 'EM IN TO SEE IF THEY'D BUY THE DISCO INFERNO OR SOMETHING. WHAT A LAD.\n\n- D.O.N.G.L.E.",
        "bridge is FLOODED with clown monster things and i want out - joeseph stevens"
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