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        "If enough of you yell at me to stop doing this I'll recall. I literally don't know what is going on so yeah.",
        "RD wants me dead and it's their fault for failing to contain a simple xenomorph. Calling shuttle.",
        "We've hit major bad. Blob and Xenomorphs and more. I'm calling the shuttle so we can focus on blob and get the fuck out.\n\nBLOB IS IN TELECOMMS. ITS COMING FOR ME",
        "What a sweet and intoxicating innocence."
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