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        "I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. CAPTAIN IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE SLIPPED ME ON MY OWN FUCKING BANANA PEEL. \nTHAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS FUCKIN' SHINY GOLDEN ID OUT, AND HE SLIPPED ME ON MY FUCKING PEEL, AND HE SAID HIS ID HAD "this much access" AND I SAID \nTHAT'S UNFAIR. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON THIS COMMS CONSOLE. MUGSY BOGES, YOU GOT A SMALL ACCESS ID. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS ASSISTANT ID EXCEPT WAY \nSMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY ID LOOKS LIKE. [HOOOOOONK] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . ALL HONKS, NO SHINE, NO SLIPS, \n\nLOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BANANAS AND A HONK. HE FUCKED WITH ME, SO GUESS WHAT. \nI'M GONNA HONK THE NANOTRANSEN. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER FUCKING HORN!!! \nEXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA HONK ON THE NANOTRANSEN. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M HONKING ON THE SYNDICATE!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OPERATIVES!? \nI HONKED ON THE SYNDICATE, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE BANANA DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CENTCOM, \nNOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I HONK ON YOU TOO.",
        "ass blast usa",
        "third time's the charm",
        "Atmosphere issues all over onboard the station and no engineers are fixing it.",
        "And I fell down down down into a burning ring of fire"
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        "date": "2022-03-10 16:26:00.000000",
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