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        "FOOTBALL YEAH! also, shit is generally broken, call me a loser, but shuttle football better than this mess, plus a fair deal of dead crew and understaffed sec.",
        "borg law 2 call the shuttle",
        "Its been three hours, I want off mr bone's wild ride.",
        "consider the captain rogue, armed and dangerous. calling this because something is about to go down, its three hours. scan maints for any recall terminals and kill anyone recalling.",
        "captain rogue, most cyborgs emagged, possibly starfury or romerol with his murder spree, lets get the FUCK OUT OF HERE"
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        "date": "2022-04-04 17:21:38.000000",
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