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        "I see none of you inbreds are capable of orderly evacuation. ALL CARGO is to assist evacuation staff, INCLUDING SECURITY, THAT IS ALLOWED TO ORDER ALL, TO CONTAIN PEACE. WE LEAVE IN TEN.....what was the number.... SOMETHING MINUTES",
        "The AI is acting erratically, in a manner that appears consistent with being an evil toaster trying to spread kudzu, so we cant trust it. Also, there's Kudzu, and last time I had to fight it it killed me and several other people. We should leave before we get killed by plants. - Alice Heart, Security Officer"
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